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The Castle on the Hill

(You know the drill, all names have been changed.) Today, I’d like to tell you the story of my first job. My 15 year old self described the role once as ‘the maitre’d in a greasy spoon’. That about sums up my hatefully optimistic attitude to the whole thing.  I still can’t work out whether it was incredibly gruelling work, or whether I was just … Continue reading The Castle on the Hill

Unknown's avatarThe Elle in Elle Va24th Mar 202331st Mar 20232 Comments

I'm madly in love with you and it's not because of your brains or your personality. It's because you're beautiful, inside and out.

Little Miss Sunshine

Keep it spotless, and glorify it.

The Grand Budapest Hotel

'Look at her - I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.'

Charles Addams

Good for her.

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I feel confident. I feel sexy. I feel stupid.

Katya Zamolodchikova

They used her as a mirror to reflect their own vile natures, a screen onto which they projected their obscene fantasies.

Caedmon's Song

Godhood is just like girlhood: a begging to be believed.

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