A Guide to Happy Music: Ed Sheeran’s ‘+’

You’ve got to hand it to him; what was once a name known only to hipsters in Camden is now world-famous. Whether you know him as your Monday morning motivation music or as a cringey, gingey sellout, Sheeran needs no introduction. But, for artists like Sheeran who make it big-time, the first album is always the most interesting. The rawest, plainest indicator of the style … Continue reading A Guide to Happy Music: Ed Sheeran’s ‘+’

SEO and the Death of the Internet 

Somewhere between 89-97% of internet users will not go past the first page of results when using a search engine.  I’ve written that statistic in its various forms more times than I can morally count, in a multitude of different, and yet all too similar, articles preaching new and improved ways to get your small business’s blog to the top of the results. Perfecting your … Continue reading SEO and the Death of the Internet 

A Guide To Rome For Annie (And For You) 

In April 2022, I took a month long trip to the Italian capital. Aside from one week where my mother and lover joined me, I solo-travelled the eternal city. In some ways, Rome is a typical European city, and in many others, it is incredibly unique. A must-visit, some might say, myself included. If you’re a solo female traveller that’s heading to Rome, here are … Continue reading A Guide To Rome For Annie (And For You) 

FICTION: Simulated Nature Shit Machine

Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great pleasure to welcome you tonight, to one of the greatest nights in human history. Boy am I going to beat out that sea-scraping speech…I’m kidding, of course. All our work here at BioBeta is equally important. Some of it is just a little more exciting.  I have to start out with the necessary bits, so please disconnect your … Continue reading FICTION: Simulated Nature Shit Machine

A Guide To Happy Music: The Stone Roses’ ‘The Stone Roses’ 

Deep into the search for self, the spinning fractals of Madchester and its descendant indie scene light the way for the troubled teenager. Thirty years after its release, The Stone Roses’ eponymous LP remains the headlamp of choice, faint rumblings of revolutionary thought and grounding in the grounded classes guiding the only-slightly edgy into an individuality. An individuality shared with a million other individuals: the … Continue reading A Guide To Happy Music: The Stone Roses’ ‘The Stone Roses’ 

The Lord’s Best Supplicant. 

In April 2022, I travelled to Rome for the month. That’s Easter month, for those not pumped with spiritual propaganda in primary school or lucky enough to escape the commercialism that’s latched itself to Christianity, the West’s mothering religion.  One morning I woke up to find the population of Rome, who at that point were still clad in thick duffel coats and jackets to stave … Continue reading The Lord’s Best Supplicant. 

What I Learned In A Year On Duolingo 

That damned owl is a figure we’ve all become a little bit more accustomed to in recent years. Duolingo has quickly, and probably quite rightfully, become the best place to incorporate language learning into our everyday. Having been a member since 2015, I used to employed the common and lacklustre attitude to the app, strengthened by the joy one feels deep in their soul every-time … Continue reading What I Learned In A Year On Duolingo